my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity
THIS IS AMAZING
i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan
My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican
Parenting done right
So according to Jeremy Carver, these two will be back as a team in Season 10 for a funny yet emotional episode, kinda like a diversion of “The Heat”. If you don’t remember the 1st lady, she was sheriff Donna Hanscum in 9x13 “The Purge”. Also, he said other old characters will be back but he won’t say who they are yet. (x)
Muggleborns at Hogwarts
I lost my shit at stomp stomp clap
The last one though
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond