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unicornbl000d:

Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.

I think I’m onto something here.

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posted 10 hours ago with 284,344 notes  unicornbl000d)

have you been too much on your own? 

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posted 10 hours ago with 993 notes  dustyairs)

10knotes:

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meridahair:

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

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posted 1 day ago with 41,155 notes  thatswhatgeeksdo)

definitionofdisney:

mickeyandcompany:

Disney characters + sketches/character designs

This is stunning.

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posted 1 day ago with 19,403 notes  mickeyandcompany)

litsy-kalyptica:

fluffmugger:

that’s not a typo

image

that is not a typo

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jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

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posted 1 day ago with 44,745 notes  markkruffalo)

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

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