Earth Day + Tumblr + Hank Green + PS + Me
"I don’t, I’m just extremely happy that I won’t have to deal with you buzzing with too much caffeine intake today."
"I still maintain that if that makes you hapier than orgasms, then you haven’t had the right sex yet."
why are you all so mad that young girls are expressing themselves through writing poetry and comparing themselves to storms? god help us girls are doing the same thing critically acclaimed old white men have been doing for years
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
How I Met Your Mother, 2005-…
"Love is an open doo-"
james sirius potter going to hogwarts and totally using his dad as an excuse to get away with all sorts of shit because excuse me was it your dad who defeated voldemort and he tries it once in herbology and neville is like excuse me was it you who told voldemort to fuck himself and killed his snake with a legendary sword while your dad took a nap yeah i didn’t think so now do your damn homework